“I love deadly spiders, so much. I adore violence. I embrace chaos.” In which I attempt to answer the question, “Why are you nervous? What are you so afraid of?”   I’m scared of hammering sounds in my head. I’m terrified of headaches—they bite like teeth. I’m afraid of wasting time. I’m afraid to die. … Continue reading

Observations / Stories


My grandfather died last month. He was pretty much the most intelligent person in the world. When he died, the world got dumber. Now, hold on. I know what you’re going to say—well, that’s easy to say about your OWN grandfather, but what about mine? And everyone is so subjectively in awe of their own … Continue reading