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“I love deadly spiders, so much. I adore violence. I embrace chaos.” In which I attempt to answer the question, “Why are you nervous? What are you so afraid of?”   I’m scared of hammering sounds in my head. I’m terrified of headaches—they bite like teeth. I’m afraid of wasting time. I’m afraid to die. … Continue reading

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My grandfather died last month. He was pretty much the most intelligent person in the world. When he died, the world got dumber. Now, hold on. I know what you’re going to say—well, that’s easy to say about your OWN grandfather, but what about mine? And everyone is so subjectively in awe of their own … Continue reading


It’s like we knew the show would go badly before it even started. Adam accused us all of being neurotic, including himself, and passed out tabs of Vicoden five minutes before stage time. Matthew waved his away, causing a collective grumble—“Drummers…”—and took up watch at the back door while the rest of us struggled to … Continue reading